These moddlycoddled cream puff kids today. Back when I was young, kids were kids and we smoked real kids’ cigarettes. By “smoked” I mean upwrapped and chewed and by “cigarettes” I mean bubblegum or candy sticks of variously unpalatable substances, of course. Back then you could ape that greaseball your older sister dated by rollingContinue reading “Bring back candy cigarettes!”
